Let’s face it. The pickings in this year’s mayoral race are pretty slim. Bloomberg has outspent every other candidate in the field by a good $60 million, and the Democrats have hardly put their best foot forward by nominating the lackluster underdog Bill Thompson. Meanwhile, the Greens have chosen a celebrity candidate who may or not actually want to be mayor, while most of the other voices in the fray are either slightly wacko, inexperienced, or completely invisible to most voters.
Although their candidate Jimmy McMillan has no real chance of winning, at the end of the day The Rent is Too Damn High Party might actually be the best vote this year since it would at least send a message to both Bloomberg and Thompson, the Democrats and the Republicans, that something radical must indeed be done about the cost of living in NYC. Despite all of this, or perhaps because of it, the GC Advocate offers you this guide, somewhat tongue in cheek, to the 2009 candidates for the mayor of New York City.
Current Mayor — Michael Bloomberg:

Mayor of New York from 2002 to the present, Bloomberg is the multi-billionaire (currently ranked seventeen among the world’s wealthiest billionaires) owner of Bloomberg LP — an information, news, and media company that provides information services to investment firms such as Merrill Lynch. Bloomberg also owns a substantial radio network whose flagship station, WBBR reaches thousands of New Yorkers every day. His great wealth has made it easy for him to abstain from the standard mayoral salary and accepts just $1 a year for his services.
The Good:
Although his critics say his policies have contributed to gentrification, out of control rents, and the loss of neighborhood culture, many would argue that the mayor has made the city a much more pleasant and arguably safer and much healthier place to live (if you can afford it).
GUN CONTROL: The mayor has been a staunch advocate of gun control ever since his election in 2002, recently funding a highly reported private investigation of out of state gun shows (where guns are often sold without background checks or waiting periods). Bloomberg blames the illegal practices uncovered at these shows for contributing to gun violence in the city, and has argued that such shows should be outlawed. Bloomberg is also the co-founder of “Mayors against Illegal Guns,” an organization of city mayors dedicated to the elimination of illegal gun sales. Although some speculate the Mayor’s recent investigation was a political stunt designed precisely to influence liberal voters, other candidates would nonetheless do well to take up the mantle of gun control advocacy the way that Bloomberg has.
ENVIRONMENT: As those who like to bike to the Graduate Center already know, the mayor has been as active as any previous mayor in making New York City a safe city for bicycle commuters as well as a much safer and more pleasant place for pedestrians. Under Bloomberg, who is a large contributor to the Central Park Conservancy, the city has created more green spaces, more pedestrian malls (including several pedestrian malls on Broadway), and more dedicated bike lanes than any mayor in recent history. Bloomberg plans to continue to create as much as fifty miles of new bike lanes every year. Bloomberg was also the man responsible for outlawing smoking in New York City bars and restaurants and implementing a ban on the use of trans fats in New York City Restaurants (both of which, unless you’re a smoker or really like Krispy Kreme, are good things in the end).
311: Say what you will about Bloomberg’s methods or his emphasis on employing tactics and procedures from the private sector, but the creation of the official 311 city information line was a thoughtful and constructive way to help city residents find help and answers to pressing needs and questions about city services. In addition, 311 has helped residents become more directly involved in reporting upon issues such as unsafe working conditions, graffiti, garbage dumping, and other low level city nuisances.
The Bad:
Following Giuliani’s lead, Bloomberg seems more concerned with making New York a thriving international metropolis than an economically sustainable, livable, and affordable city. In the process the mayor has prioritized corporate interests, gentrification, and development over job creation and housing.
AFFORDABLE HOUSING: Although the New York Times reported that Bloomberg increased affordable housing units by 165,000 between 2002 – 2007, under his leadership — and in part because of his pro-market policies — the city lost more than 200,000 low income housing units during that same period, for a net loss of 35,000 units. This loss is in large part due to the mayor’s privileging of private interests over the public good and his intense gentrification and development efforts, which have resulted in the conversion of several formerly rent stabilized communities, such as Stuyvesant Town, into luxury condominiums.
GOOD JOBS: In his 2009 state of the city address, Bloomberg noted that he had created 227,000 more jobs from 2002 – 2009. But it turns out that most of those new jobs will be in the growing but low paying dead end service sector. The New York Times reports that New York City lost 43 percent of its manufacturing jobs under Bloomberg from January 2002 to August 2009. “In 2008, these jobs paid on average $52,758 a year.” As the city increasingly gentrifies, there will surely be a greater call for waiters, bartenders, baristas, salespersons, cashiers, and pedicurists, but few of these jobs actually provide a wage consistent with the cost of living in NYC, and most provide very limited benefits, if any.
The Ugly:
Bloomberg may want to be Mayor for life.
THIRD TERM SCANDAL: Despite his reassurances at the recent mayoral debate (from which all candidates but Bill Thompson were barred) that he would not seek another term after his third, Bloomberg has had a hard time allaying fears that he’s playing out some regal fantasy where he has been anointed King of New York. Locals aren’t concerned yet about a fourth term; they’re still fuming about the way in which Bloomberg rewrote the law to allow him to run for reelection this time around. When former mayor Rudolph Giuliani tested the same waters in 2001 to accomplish the similar ends, Bloomberg labeled the idea of extending term limits a “disgrace.” Yet in the aftermath of the financial crisis, Bloomberg experienced a change of heart, apparently motivated by the belief that he alone could save the city from financial disaster. His henchmen in the city council apparently agreed, and in a single act of municipal disgrace voted to override two public referendums where voters clearly expressed their opposition to term limit extensions. Since then, the mayor has poured tens of millions into a campaign where he faces no serious challenge, increasing speculation further that Mayor Mike is more concerned about his legacy than honoring the basic principles of local democracy.
Democratic Party — Bill Thompson:

Bill Thompson has served as both the president of the New York City Board of Education from 1996 to 2001 as well as the New York City comptroller from 2002 until the present. Thompson defeated his primary opponent Tony Avella in a landslide victory to win the Democratic Party nomination for mayor in September. Thompson is running as a Democrat but also has the backing of the Working Families Party.
The Good:
As comptroller, it is Thompson’s job to oversee the use of the city’s finances, and on that count Thompson appears to have done a good job defending the city’s funds against the corruption and graft of private interests.
EDUCATION: As city comptroller, Thompson exposed several endemic problems at the board of education including an audit of the no-bid contractors Alvarez and Marshall, which exposed excessive overcharging to the city. Thompson has also proposed, if elected, to fire schools chancellor Joel Klein, and to end the privatization of NYC’s public schools.
LABOR: Thompson also investigated several labor abuses, including an investigation which led to a $750,000 settlement against JC Mandel Security who had been underpaying their employees. According to his own campaign statements, Thompson claims to have “initiated more cases and penalized more contractors than any comptroller before. Thompson also has the endorsements of several labor unions, including the Transportation Workers Union local, which Thompson has vocally supported. This endorsement, however, may have as much to do with the union’s anger at Bloomberg’s criticism as it does with Thompson’s potential as mayor.
The Bad:
Thompson has been characterized as a career machine party politician, and while he has been a staunch defender of the city’s coffers, he has not always been as good at making them grow as much as they should.
POOR MANAGEMENT: Perhaps the biggest criticism of Thompson’s performance as comptroller is the repeated claim that he mismanaged the New York City Employees’ Retirement System, which, over the last seven years has performed in the bottom third among similar large pension funds. All of this happened even asThompson was receiving large campaign contributions from several of the fund’s money managers. “In some cases,” reported the New York Times, “the executives gave to Mr. Thompson just months before the pension funds hired them to manage tens of millions of dollars, according to interviews and public records.”
BIKE LANES: Thompson seems to be ambivalent about the idea of further increases in bike lanes and pedestrian plazas. In a debate with Tony Avella, Thompson said: “I favor bicycle lanes; however, you are hearing the complaint all over the city of New York, because the communities have not been consulted. They’ve been ignored. Bicycle lanes have been dropped upon them and there has been no discussion. That’s wrong and that shouldn’t continue.” Thompson also told a group of Chinatown residents that were he elected he would tear up the dedicated bike lane on Grand Street.
The Ugly:
Even with Obama’s “endorsement,” Thompson doesn’t stand a chance against Bloomberg’s $65 million campaign.
OBAMA OBSESSED: Thompson has shamelessly attempted to ride the coattails of Barack Obama’s popularity by insisting that he had received the president’s blessing and support in the mayoral race. In fact, Obama has never spoken publicly on the issue, but his spokesperson said that the president supports candidates in the Democratic Party. He refused, after being pressed, to pronounce Bill Thompson’s name. Thompson, though, took it as nothing less than a ringing endorsement, issuing a press release stating: “Yes we can in New York: Barack Obama supports Bill Thompson for mayor.”
Green Party — Reverend Billy Talen:

Reverend Billy (a.k.a. Billy Talen) is a veteran political activist and performer and is the charismatic and irreverent leader of the Church of Life After Shopping, which preaches an anti-consumer gospel based on a gift economy of love and community. Talen announced his bid for mayor at a Union Square rally in March of this year.
The Good:
Talen’s platform, though not terribly detailed, focuses on the creation and reinvigoration of greater community space and a greater emphasis on local neighborhood control.
LOCAL CULTURE: Like a twenty-first century Jane Jacobs, Reverend Billy supports the promotion of local culture against what he calls the “developer invasion” and “upzoning” taking place in New York City today. Were he to be elected Reverend Billy vows that “all new developments must be community-driven and community-approved.” Talen also supports providing incentives for the creation and promotion of locally-owned small businesses, which he argues help to keep money within the local economies and to create a sense of place and community. One interesting plan to improve local control laid out in Talen’s platform would be to “disengage Community Boards from the appointive powers of Borough Presidents. In Brooklyn we have seen summary purges from Community Boards by Marty Markowitz, usually of people who didn’t support his position on the Atlantic Yards and Forest City Ratner.”
GREEN PARTY: Talen is running on the Green Party ticket and all votes for Talen are a vote for the continued relevance and power of the greater Green Party.
The Bad:
Reverend Billy is a seasoned activist but not a politician.
THEATRE OR POLITICS?: While Talen’s campaign and party affiliation make him appear like a serious, even legitimately viable candidate for the office, it is hard to know how willing Talen would be to really set aside his Reverend Billy persona and get down to the serious business of running the largest city in the United States.
The Ugly:
His hair.
Conservative Party — Stephen Christopher:

Christopher is the Pastor of the Memorial Baptist Church in Brooklyn. He also ran unsuccessfully for the New York State Senate in 2008.
The Good:
Supports restrictions on use of eminent domain.
The Bad:
He’s a conservative, and his bid for mayor is probably nothing more than an attempt to keep his name alive in the Conservative Party and among conservative circles.
The Ugly:
His platform is retrogressive and dangerous. Christopher and the conservatives are primarily concerned with issues of taxation, but he also advocates for a fully privatized health insurance system, wants to restore the death penalty, prohibit stem cell research, roll back abortion rights, not recognize transgender peoples as special categories of human beings in human rights law, etc. etc. etc.
Socialism and Liberation Party — Frances Villar:

One of City University’s very own, Frances Villar has been a presence on the activist scene in New York City since 2006. The Dominican-born Villar is a student at Lehman College where she helped organize students to support the Jena Six, and to resist tuition increases in 2008. The 26-year-old Villar is running as mayor for the newly formed Socialism and Liberation Party whose platform advocates an explicitly revolutionary politics.
The Good:
She’s a socialist; she has a pretty radical platform
The Bad:
No real plan for how to implement change. Like many revolutionary parties, the SLP emphasizes revolution at the expense of actual change with all problems traced back to the capitalist system. Because of this, Villar’s platform is filled with complaint but almost devoid of any solutions to the problems outside of overthrowing the capitalist system.
The Ugly:
party, the SLP, is the offspring of a split from the Worker’s World Party and is a largely a sectarian organization.
Socialist Worker Party — Dan Fein:

Dan Fein is a 64-year-old sewing machine operator. Villar’s
The Good:
He’s a socialist, and we’re not talking about the Obama variety of socialism.
A MAN OF THE PEOPLE: As a member of the Socialist Worker’s Party, Fein’s platform includes guaranteed unemployment compensation at union scale, an increase in the minimum wage to union scale, and an end to all income taxes on workers.
The Bad:
He’s a socialist: too much in the way of tired rhetoric, not much in the way of clear priorities for a better New York.
The Ugly:
Has not bothered to limit his agenda to issues actually having to do with New York City politics. Issues of national politics and the Iraq and Afghan wars is a higher priority, for example, than nuts and bolts solutions to issues directly affecting New York working class folks.
Rent is Too Damn High Candidate — Jimmy McMillan:

What can you say about Jimmy McMillan’s platform that you can’t put into five simple words: “Rent is too damn high!” McMillan, who is a retired postal worker and a Vietnam vet, has been a perennial candidate for mayor and has been running on this same platform since at least 1993, when he was arrested for scaling one of the cables on the Brooklyn Bridge with a “Rambo knife” demanding that a television crew be brought to broadcast his message.
The Good:
McMillan is officially on the ballot this time around.
The Bad:
“Rent is too damn high.”
The Ugly:
“Rent is too damn high.”
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